Exaggeration Is The Cheapest Form Of Humor.

Sekhmet Crawled Onto Ramses's Lap And Began To Purr. 'the Creature Oozes Like A Furry Slug,' Said Ramses, Eyeing It Without Favor.

Writing Is Like A Bird-watcher Watching For Birds: The Stories Are There: You Just Have To Train Yourself To Look For Them.

Dogs Can Be Made To Feel Guilty About Anything, Including The Sins Of Their Owners. Cats Refuse To Take The Blame For Anything - Including Their Own Sins.

..he Continues To Cling To The Forlorn Hope That I Will Turn Into One Of Those Swooning Females...and Fling Myself Squeeling At Him Whenever Anything Happens. Like All Men, He Clings To His Illusions.

A Church Ought To Express The Joy Of Religion As Well As Its Majesty.