Hey. Sometimes To Conclusions.

I'm Sort Of Fascinated By America's Fascination With Rednecks, The Whole Duck Dynasty Thing. Being A White Guy From The South, I Find It Amazing That So Many Tv Viewers Are Enchanted By Beards, Bad Dentistry And Moonshine Accents.

Garcia Wondered Why People With Jesus Stickers On Their Bumper Always Drove Twenty Miles Per Hour Under The Speed Limit. If God Was My Co-pilot, He Thought, I'd Be Doing A Hundred And Twenty.

The Florida In My Novels Is Not As Seedy As The Real Florida. It's Hard To Stay Ahead Of The Curve. Every Time I Write A Scene That I Think Is The Sickest Thing I Have Ever Dreamed Up, It Is Surpassed By Something That Happens In Real Life.

I Think It's Always Good For The Author To Stay A Good Cattle Prod's Distance From The Actual Moviemaking.

I Love Reality Shows. The Folks Who Dream Up Some Of These Concepts Are Either Geniuses, Or Totally Stoned.