He's Very Clever, But Sometimes His Brains

My Dear Old Friend King George V Told Me He Would Never Have Died But For That Vile Doctor, Lord Dawson Of Penn.

[on Spiritualism:] I Always Knew The Living Talked Rot, But It's Nothing To The Rot The Dead Talk.

What A Pity, When Christopher Colombus Discovered America, That He Ever Mentioned It.

I Do Not Say I Was Ever What I Would Call "plain," But I Have The Sort Of Face That Bores Me When I See It On Other People.

Rumor Is Untraceable, Incalculable, And Infectious.