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A Good Rant Is Cathartic. Ranting Is What Keeps Me Sane. They Always Come From A Different Place. Take The Prime Minister, For Example. Sometimes When I Rant About Him, I Am Angry; Other Times, I Am Just Severely Annoyed-it's An Important Distinction.

When I Think About What Makes Canada Great, Fresh Water Is Right At The Top Of The List. We Have Over Two Million Lakes In This Country And More Than Enough People Who Are Willing To Mess With Them. My Canada Includes Weird Scientists Who Are Devoted To Keeping Our Water Clean. When We Stand Up And We Sing O Canada, We Pledge To Stand On Guard For Thee. If That Doesn't Include Our Water, We Might As Well Sit Down And Give Up.

I Get To Do The Most Amazing Things. We Call It Host In Peril Quite Often, Because People Love To See Me Risk My Life Or Be In Danger.

Being Attached To America These Days Is Like Being In A Pen With A Wounded Bull.

It's A Brave New World. I'm 42 Years Old. I Certainly Wasn't Out In High School.