I'm Very Lucky, Because My Beat Is

The Liberal Party Of Canada, Heading Into An Election, At The Last Minute They Always Stand Up And They Say: We Know There's People Out There That Want To Vote Ndp And God Love You. But If You Vote For Them You're Throwing Your Vote Away.

We Demand That The Government Of Canada Force Stockwell Day To Change His First Name To Doris. "why Do This," You May Ask? Because It'll Be Fun.

It's A Brave New World. I'm 42 Years Old. I Certainly Wasn't Out In High School.

I'm Very Lucky, Because My Beat Is Current Events. And Events Are Changing All The Time.

Things Are Pretty Good In Canada. We Weathered The Recession Fairly Well. And, Of Course, Were Up Here Up Living Here, We're Watching American News And We're Constantly Saying, Wow, It's Not As Bad As It Is In The United States.