Here Lies A Plain And Simple Jew

To Go To The Synagogue With One's Father On The Passover Eve - Is There In The World A Greater Pleasure Than That? What Is It Worth To Be Dressed In New Clothes From Head To Foot, And To Show Off Before One's Friends? Then The Prayers Themselves - The First Festival Evening Prayer And Blessing.

No Matter How Bad Things Get, You Got To Go On Living, Even If It Kills You.

To Make People Laugh Was Almost A Sickness With Me.

A Kind Word Is No Substitute For A Piece Of Herring Or A Bag Of Oats.

The Worm In The Radish Doesn't Think There Is Anything Sweeter.