Here Lies A Plain And Simple Jew

If Somebody Tells You You Have Ears Like A Donkey, Pay No Attention. But If Two People Tell You, Buy Yourself A Saddle.

If You Listen Carefully, You Get To Hear Everything You Didn't Want To Hear In The First Place.

When Have You Ever Heard Of A Cantor Or Any Artist Turning Anyone Down When He Is Strongly Urged To Perform?

A Wise Word Is Not A Substitute For A Piece Of Herring.

No One Knows Whom The Shoe Pinches - No One.