Here Lies A Plain And Simple Jew

This Is An Ugly And Mean World, And Only To Spite It We Mustn't Weep. If You Want To Know, This Is The Constant Source Of My Good Spirit, Of My Humor. Not To Cry, Out Of Spite, Only To Laugh Out Of Spite, Only To Laugh.

Gossip Is Nature's Telephone.

Barking Dogs Don't Bite, But They Themselves Don't Know It.

You See How It Is, My Dear Friends. There's No Pleasing Everyone. It's Hopeless To Even Try, And The More You Play The Peacemaker, The Less Peaceful Things Become.

If You Listen Carefully, You Get To Hear Everything You Didn't Want To Hear In The First Place.