Here Lies A Plain And Simple Jew

Barking Dogs Don't Bite, But They Themselves Don't Know It.

To Make People Laugh Was Almost A Sickness With Me.

When The Heart Is Full It Runs Out Of The Eyes.

I Never Turn Down A Drink. Among Friends It’s Always Appropriate. A Man Is Only A Man As They Say, But Brandy Is Still Brandy. You’ll Find That In The Talmud Too.

It Is An Old Custom Amongst Jewish Children, To Become War-like On The 'l'ag Beomer.' They Arm Themselves From Head To Foot With Wooden Swords, Pop-guns And Bows And Arrows. They Take Food With Them, And Go Off To Wage War.