Here Lies A Plain And Simple Jew

It Is An Old Custom Amongst Jewish Children, To Become War-like On The 'l'ag Beomer.' They Arm Themselves From Head To Foot With Wooden Swords, Pop-guns And Bows And Arrows. They Take Food With Them, And Go Off To Wage War.

The Worm In The Radish Doesn't Think There Is Anything Sweeter.

To Make People Laugh Was Almost A Sickness With Me.

Life Is A Dream For The Wise, A Game For The Fool, A Comedy For The Rich, A Tragedy For The Poor.

Ah, How Many Luxuries Has The Good God Prepared For His Jewish Children.