Henry Viii Had So Many Wives Because

[footnote:] To Give The Beaver His Due, He Does Things Because He Has To Do Them, Not Because He Believes That Hard Work Per Se Will Somehow Make Him A Better Beaver -- The Beaver May Be Dumb, But He Is Not That Dumb! The Beaver Was Made To Gnaw, And Gnaw He Does. There You Have Him In A Nutshell.

Cæsar Might Have Married Her [cleopatra], But He Had A Wife At Home. There's Always Something.

The Trouble With The Dictionary Is That You Have To Know How A Word Is Spelled Before You Can Look It Up To See How It Is Spelled.

The Ancient Egyptians Considered It Good Luck To Meet A Swarm Of Bees On The Road. What They Considered Bad Luck I Couldn't Say.

Let's Not Be Too Quick To Blame The Human Race For Everything. A Great Many Species Of Animals Became Extinct Before Man Ever Appeared On Earth.