He Was So Narrow Minded He Could

In The First Place, Any Group Of Folks Willing To Make Asses Of Themselves In Pursuit Of A Good Time Should Be Commended And Encouraged: The Spirit Of Human Frolic Needs All The Help It Can Get.

Oh, Hell, I Can’t Go On A Spiritual Journey—i'm Constipated.

When Michael Jackson, A Poor Black Boy Who Grew Up To Be A Rich, White Woman, Married Elvis Presley's Daughter The Scientologist. Makes You Proud To Be An American, Dudn't It?

The Advantage Of Being Able To Identify Sin Is That You Can Go Out And Do It, And Enjoy It.

The Founders Were Right All Along, But The Results Are A Lot Funnier Than They Intended.