Michael Jackson Was A Poor Black Boy

Oh, Hell, I Can’t Go On A Spiritual Journey—i'm Constipated.

...you Could Have Knocked Me Over With Michael Huffington's Brain.

The United States Of America Is Still Run By Its Citizens. The Government Works For Us. Rank Imperialism And Warmongering Are Not American Traditions Or Values. We Do Not Need To Dominate The World. We Want And Need To Work With Other Nations. We Want To Find Solutions Other Than Killing People. Not In Our Name, Not With Our Money, Not With Our Children's Blood.

I Used To Go On College Campuses 25 Years Ago And Announce I Was A Feminist, And People Thought It Meant I Believed In Free Love And Was Available For A Quick Hop In The Sack. ... Now I Go On College Campuses And Say I'm A Feminist, And Half Of Them Think It Means I'm A Lesbian. How'd We Get From There To Here Without Passing "go"?

Some Days, I'd Feel Better With Punxsutawney Phil In The Oval Office - At Least He Doesn't Lie About The Weather.