Michael Jackson Was A Poor Black Boy

No One Has Ever Accused Texas Of Being In The Vanguard Of Social Progress. This Is The Most Macho State In The U.s. Of A. By Lore, Legend, And Fact, Texas Is 'hell' On Women And Horses.

My Friend Mercedes Pena Made Me Get In Touch With My Emotions Just Before I Had A Breast Cut Off. Just As I Suspected, They Were Awful. "how Do You Latinas Do This All The Time In Touch With Your Emotions?" I Asked Her. "that's Why We Take Siestas," She Replied.

The Thing About Democracy, Beloveds, Is That It Is Not Neat, Orderly, Or Quiet. It Requires A Certain Relish For Confusion.

I Know Vegetarians Don't Like To Hear This, But God Made An Awful Lot Of Land That's Good For Nothing But Grazing.

I've Always Found It Easier To Be Funny Than To Be Serious.