He Was Sick With Lust And Mesmerized

There Was Only One Catch And That Was Catch 22

We Do Have A Zeal For Laughter In Most Situations, Give Or Take A Dentist.

Peace On Earth Would Mean The End Of Civilization As We Know It.

How Did I Get Here? Somebody Pushed Me. Somebody Must Have Set Me Off In This Direction And Clus-ters Of Other Hands Must Have Touched Themselves To The Controls At Various Times, For I Would Not Have Picked This Way For The World.

How Much Reverence Can You Have For A Supreme Being Who Finds It Necessary To Include Such Phenomena As Phlegm And Tooth Decay In His Divine System Of Creation? What In The World Was Running Through That Warped, Evil, Scatological Mind Of His When He Robbed Old People Of The Power To Control Their Bowel Movements?