Mama Always Said That If It Can't

Two Kinds Of Ballplayers Aren't Worth A Darn: One That Never Does What He's Told, And One Who Does Nothin' Except What He's Told.

I Know Why We Lost The Civil War. We Must Have Had The Same Officials.

There's Two Kinds Of Coaches, Them That's Fired And Them That's Gonna Be Fired.

I Don't Mind People Thinking I'm Stupid, But I Don't Want To Give Them Any Proof.

I Done Drew The Line. Just Like The Alamo. You're Either On One Side Of The Line Or The Other. I Don't Want To Ever Leave Texas Again.