Mama Always Said That If It Can't

Two Kinds Of Ballplayers Aren't Worth A Darn: One That Never Does What He's Told, And One Who Does Nothin' Except What He's Told.

The Harder We Played, The Behinder We Got.

That Boy Could Throw A Ball Through A Car Wash And Not Get It Wet. (on Warren Moon)

Dallas Cowboys May Be America's Team, But The Houston Oilers Are Texas' Team.

Yeah, That Test Says He's Dumb As A Fence Post, But When He Hits He Looks Like Einstein To Me.