Mama Always Said That If It Can't

The Harder We Played, The Behinder We Got.

Yeah, That Test Says He's Dumb As A Fence Post, But When He Hits He Looks Like Einstein To Me.

Two Kinds Of Ballplayers Aren't Worth A Darn: One That Never Does What He's Told, And One Who Does Nothin' Except What He's Told.

Rogers Sees Daylight. Campbell Makes Daylight.

I Know Why We Lost The Civil War. We Must Have Had The Same Officials.