My Problem Is I Say What I'm

As The Farmer Said, "i'm Not Greedy, All I Want Is The Land Next To Mine.

Some Problems Are So Complex That You Have To Be Highly Intelligent And Well Informed Just To Be Undecided About Them.

Middle Age Is When You Stop Criticizing The Older Generation And Start Criticizing The Younger One.

An Economist Is An Expert Who Will Know Tomorrow Why The Things He Predicted Yesterday Didn't Happen Today.

Every Man Serves A Useful Purpose: A Miser, For Example, Makes A Wonderful Ancestor.