A Wise Woman Will Always Let Her

Mr. Speaker. I Said The Honorable Member Was A Liar It Is True And I Am Sorry For It. The Honorable Member May Place The Punctuation Where He Pleases.

There's No Possibility Of Being Witty Without A Little Ill-nature - The Malice Of A Good Thing Is The Barb That Makes It Stick.

Though I Never Scruple A Lie To Serve My Master, It Hurts One's Conscience To Be Found Out!

Had I A Heart For Falsehood Framed, I Ne'er Could Injure You.

Steal! To Be Sure They May; And, Egad, Serve Your Best Thoughts As Gypsies Do Stolen Children,-disfigure Them To Make 'em Pass For Their Own.