He Couldn't See A Belt Without Hitting

If Kitchener Was Not A Great Man, He Was, At Least, A Great Poster.

It Is Not Dying, But Living, That Is A Preparation For Death.

The Announcement That You Are Going To Tell A Good Story (and The Chuckle That Precedes It) Is Always A Dangerous Opening.

[to Jean Harlow, Who Repeatedly Mispronounced Her First Name:] No, No, Jean. The T Is Silent, As In Harlow.

My Father's Nature Turned Out No Waste Product; He Had None Of That Useless Stuff In Him That Lies In Heaps Near Factories. He Took His Own Happiness With Him.