It Is Easier To Influence Strong Than

Lloyd George? There Is No Lloyd George. There Is A Marvellous Brain; But If You Were To Shut Him In A Room And Look Through The Keyhole There Would Be Nobody There.

If Kitchener Was Not A Great Man, He Was, At Least, A Great Poster.

Although I Am Not Stupid, The Mathematical Side Of My Brain Is Like Dumb Notes Upon A Damaged Piano.

The Announcement That You Are Going To Tell A Good Story (and The Chuckle That Precedes It) Is Always A Dangerous Opening.

There Are Some People That You Cannot Change, You Must Either Swallow Them Whole Or Leave Them Alone.