Have You Seen These Republican Presidential Candidates?

I Hate Decaffeinated Coffee. It's Useless Brown Water.

I Like Mitt Romney. He Looks Like The Guy Who Comes With The Picture Frame.

They Say The Oil Spill Has The Potential To Kill More Wildlife Than A Sarah Palin Hunting Trip.

I Vote Democrat Because Freedom Of Speech Is Fine As Long As Nobody Is Offended By It.

Yesterday Was Not Only Daylight Saving Time, But Also International Women's Day. What Better Way To Address The Issue Of Inequality For Women Than Giving Them A Day That's Missing An Hour.