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There's No Business Like Show Business, But There Are Several Businesses Like Accounting.

There's Only One Requirement Of Any Of Us, And That Is To Be Courageous. Because Courage, As You Might Know, Defines All Other Human Behavior. And, I Believe - Because I've Done A Little Of This Myself - Pretending To Be Courageous Is Just As Good As The Real Thing.

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Instead Of Reading Vows At The Wedding Ceremony, They Read Hacked Sony Emails.