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What Wine Goes With Captain Crunch?

The Future Will Soon Be A Thing Of The Past.

I'm Not Collegial, I Don't Hang Out. I'm Soloist, I Like My Solitude, I Don't Really Hang Around With Comedians.

When People Asked Me, "do You Get High To Go Onstage?" I Could Never Understand The Question. I Mean, I'd Been High Since Eight That Morning. Going Onstage Had Nothing To Do With It.

I Don't Consider Myself A Cynic. I Think Of Myself As A Skeptic And A Realist.