Have You Ever Heard One Civilized Person

The Facts Of Life Are Very Stubborn Things.

To Anyone Who Has Ever Been Owned By A Cat, It Will Come As No Surprise That There Are All Sorts Of Things About Your Cat You Will Never, As Long As You Live, Forget. Not The Least Of These Is Your First Sight Of Him Or Her.

It Has Long Been A Theory Of Mine And I Am Known, If I Do Say So, For My Long Theories That Authors, Generally Speaking, Are Rotten Letter Writers.

You Can Give Of Your Talent, You Can Give Of Your Possessions, Or You Can Give Of Yourself. For God's Sake, Give Something.

As Anyone Who Has Ever Been Around A Cat For Any Length Of Time Well Knows, Cats Have Enormous Patience With The Limitations Of The Human Mind. They Realize That, Whether They Like It Or Not, They Are Simply Going To Have To Put Up With What To Them Are Excruciatingly Slow Mental Processes, That We Humans Have Embarrassingly Low I.q.'s, And That Probably Because Of These Defects, We Have An Infuriating Inability To Understand, Let Alone Follow, Even The Simplist And Most Explicit Of Directions.