Hating The Yankees Is As American As

God Tipped The Country And All The Fruits And Nuts Rolled West.

Show Me Somebody Who Is Always Smiling, Always Cheerful, Always Optimistic, And I Will Show You Somebody Who Hasn't The Faintest Idea What The Heck Is Really Going On.

Why Do You Think The Lottery Is So Popular? Do You Think Anybody Would Play If The Super Payoff Was A Job On The Night Shift In A Meat-packing Plant? People Play It So If They Win They Can Be Rich And Idle. Like I Told You Years Ago - If Work Is So Good, How Come They Have To Pay Us To Do It?

Contrary To Popular Belief. It's Much Wiser To Take Money From The Poor Than The Rich.

Anyone Who Contributes To The Defense Fund Of Pornographers Is A Mental Moonbeam.