Anyone Who Contributes To The Defense Fund

The Subject Of Criminal Rehabilitation Was Debated Recently In City Hall. It's An Appropriate Place For This Kind Of Discussion Because The City Has Always Employed So Many Ex-cons And Future Cons.

It's Been My Policy To View The Internet Not As An 'information Highway,' But As An Electronic Asylum Filled With Babbling Loonies.

It's Unnatural For People To Run Around The City Streets Unless They Are Thieves Or Victims. It Makes People Nervous To See Someone Running. I Know That When I See Someone Running On My Street, My Instincts Tell Me To Let The Dog Go After Him.

It's Much Harder To Be A Liberal Than A Conservative. Why? Because It Is Easier To Give Someone The Finger Than A Helping Hand.

If God Dislikes Gays So Much, How Come He Picked Michelangelo, A Known Homosexual, To Paint The Sistine Chapel Ceiling While Assigning Anita Bryant To Go On Television And Push Orange Juice?