An Act Of God Was Defined As

Elderly Gentlemen, Gentle In All Respects, Kind To Animals, Beloved By Children, And Fond Of Music, Are Found In Lonely Corners Of The Downs, Hacking At Sandpits Or Tussocks Of Grass, And Muttering In A Blind, Ungovernable Fury Elaborate Maledictions Which Could Not Be Extracted From Them By Robbery Or Murder. Men Who Would Face Torture Without A Word Become Blasphemous At The Short Fourteenth. It Is Clear That The Game Of Golf May Well Be Included In That Category Of Intolerable Provocations Which May Legally Excuse Or Mitigate Behavior Not Otherwise Excusable.

Don't Let's Go To The Dogs Tonight, For Mother Will Be There.

There Is No Reason Why A Joke Should Not Be Appreciated More Than Once. Imagine How Little Good Music There Would Be If, For Example, A Conductor Refused To Play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony On The Ground That His Audience Might Have Heard It Before.

The Concept Of Two People Living Together For 25 Years Without A Serious Dispute Suggests A Lack Of Spirit Only To Be Admired In Sheep.

Greenfly, It's Difficult To See Why God, Who Made The Rose, Made Thee.