The Critical Period Of Matrimony Is Breakfast-time.

A Dull Speaker, Like A Plain Woman, Is Credited With All The Virtues, For We Charitably Suppose That A Surface So Unattractive Must Be Compensated By Interior Blessings.

An Act Of God Was Defined As Something Which No Reasonable Man Could Have Expected.

An Englishman Never Enjoys Himself, Except For A Noble Purpose.

The Critical Period Of Matrimony Is Breakfast-time.

A High-brow Is Someone Who Looks At A Sausage And Thinks Of Picasso.