The Critical Period Of Matrimony Is Breakfast-time.

There Is No Reason Why A Joke Should Not Be Appreciated More Than Once. Imagine How Little Good Music There Would Be If, For Example, A Conductor Refused To Play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony On The Ground That His Audience Might Have Heard It Before.

Harriet, Hi! Light Of My Eye! Come To The Pictures And Have A Good Cry, For It's Jolly Old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night!

A High-brow Is Someone Who Looks At A Sausage And Thinks Of Picasso.

Greenfly, It's Difficult To See Why God, Who Made The Rose, Made Thee.

The Critical Period Of Matrimony Is Breakfast-time.