Don't Be A Leaf... Be A Tree!

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.

Life Is Like A Game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes You Win... Sometimes You Lose." "i'll Be Happy If I Just Make The Playoffs.

All His Life He Tried To Be A Good Person. Many Times, However, He Failed. For After All, He Was Only Human. He Wasn't A Dog.

Do You Ever Feel Like Running Away?" "of Course... Sometimes I Feel Like I Want To Run Away From Everything." "i Remember Having That Feeling Once When I Was At The Daisy Hill Puppy Farm... I Climbed Over The Fence, But I Was Still In The World!

Life Is Full Of Choices, But You Never Get Any!