Don't Be A Leaf... Be A Tree!

Bob Dylan Will Be Thirty Years Old This Month..." "that's The Most Depressing Thing I've Ever Heard.

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Was Happy? And Was Still In His Right Mind, I Mean.

What Happened To Fun?" "our Insurance Doesn't Cover It!

That Stupid Charlie Brown! He Had The Nerve To Say I'm Not Perfect!" "so I Suppose You Hit Him, Huh?" "rats! I Knew I Forgot Something!

Aunt Marion Was Right... Never Marry A Musician, And Never Answer The Door.