Happiness Is Contagious. Be A Carrier!!

A Toast To The Weapons Of War, May They Rust In Peace.

I'm Beginning To Wonder About My Broker. Yesterday I Told Him To Buy A Hundred Shares Of A.t.&t. He Said, 'would You Spell That?'

The Next Time You Feel Like Complaining, Remember That Your Garbage Disposal Probably Eats Better Than 30 Percent Of The People In The World

Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then Continues On, Smoldering, Smoldering For Years.

Humor Is A Marvelous Communications Tool, As Reagan Has Demonstrated So Well. He Has Weathered Many A Storm That Others Might Not Have. With Reagan, People Just Say, 'there He Goes Again.' A Sense Of Humor Allows A President To Back Off A Little From The Tensions Of The Moment And Take A Calmer View Of Things.