Happiness Is A Sad Song.

It Doesn't Matter What You Believe Just So Long As You're Sincere.

This Is My Depressed Stance. When You're Depressed, It Makes A Lot Of Difference How You Stand. The Worst Thing You Can Do Is Straighten Up And Hold Your Head High Because Then You'll Start To Feel Better. If You're Going To Get Any Joy Out Of Being Depressed, You've Got To Stand Like This.

If I Were A Better Artist, I'd Be A Painter, And If I Were A Better Writer, I'd Write Books.. But I'm Not, So I Draw Cartoons!

Here I Am Flying High Over Enemy Lines In My Sopwith Camel Searching For The Red Baron. Who's That Behind Me? It's The Red Baron! He Has Me In His Sights! Give My Regards To Broadway.

Snoopy: So This Is The Last Day Of The Year. Another Complete Year Gone By And What Have I Accomplished This Year That I Haven't Accomplished Every Other Year? Nothing! (he Smiles.) How Consistent Can You Get?