I've Been Thinking... Maybe You're A Mockingbird...

Every Night It's The Same... I Have Supper In My Red Dish And Drinking Water In My Yellow Dish... Tonight I Think I'll Have My Supper In The Yellow Dish And My Drinking Water In The Red Dish. Life Is Too Short Not To Live It Up A Little!

Mom Put A Note In My Lunch Again, I See... Dear Son, I Hope You Will Study Hard In Summer School... Do Not Look Upon It As A Punishment, But Rather As A Privilege... We Are Very Proud Of You, And Want You To Have A Good Education. This Note Will Self-destruct In Five Seconds.

Each Year, The Great Pumpkin Rises Out Of The Pumpkin Patch That He Thinks Is The Most Sincere. He's Gotta Pick This One. He's Got To. I Don't See How A Pumpkin Patch Can Be More Sincere Than This One. You Can Look Around And There's Not A Sign Of Hypocrisy. Nothing But Sincerity As Far As The Eye Can See.

I Feel Sorry For Little Babies... When A Little Baby Is Born Into This Cold World, He's Confused! He's Frightened! He Needs Something To Cheer Him Up... The Way I See It, As Soon As A Baby Is Born, He Should Be Issued A Banjo!

Just Thinking About A Friend Makes You Want To Do A Happy Dance, Because A Friend Is Someone Who Loves You In Spite Of Your Faults.