Halloween's My Favorite Holiday Because You Don't

To Get Strangers To Hate You Even Faster, Crank Up The Volume On That Very Interesting Ringtone Of Yours.

Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

Have A Great Day. Note: Does Not Apply To My Enemies.

A Know-it-all Is A Person Who Knows Everything Except For How Annoying He Is.

When I Am Given A Multiple Choice Test I Choose Not To Take It.