Half The Lies They Tell About Me

If I Didn't Wake Up I'd Still Be Sleeping

You Can't Make Anybody Do Anything, If They Don't Want To.

Referring To The Bad Sun Conditions In Left Field At The Stadium: It Gets Late Out There Early.

All Pitchers Are Liars Or Crybabies.

When Giving Directions To Joe Garagiola To His New Jersey Home, Which Is Accessible By Two Routes: "when You Come To A Fork In The Road, Take It."