Never Answer An Anonymous Letter.

Little League Baseball Is A Very Good Thing Because It Keeps The Parents Off The Streets.

We Were Over-whelming Underdogs.

I Wish Everybody Had The Drive He (joe Dimaggio) Had. He Never Did Anything Wrong On The Field. I'd Never Seen Him Dive For A Ball, Everything Was A Chest-high Catch, And He Never Walked Off The Field.

Pitching Always Beats Batting — And Vice-versa.

Nobody Comes Here Anymore, Its Too Crowded