Hacking Into A Victim Of Crime's Phone

Sadly, I Can't Say The Same For My Father, Who Is Probably In A Different Place - Hell.

There Are Conservative Values Where Certain Lifestyles Are Imposed And Everybody Should Have 2.4 Children And A Dog And A Cat And A House And You Should Feel Like God And You Should Believe In God And You Should Be A Capitalist. I Don't Buy Any Of That.

Going To A Grammar School, You Mixed With All Sorts Of Different Types And I Used To Listen To How They Talked. When I Did My Imitations, I Could Sound Like Someone Really Rough, Or I Could Sound Like A Cabinet Minister.

When It Comes To Morality, I'd Rather Have An Unfaithful President Like Bill Clinton, Who Tried To Reform Welfare, Than A Faithful George Bush Who Propagated An Illegal War On The Rest Of The World. So That Is Where My Morality Stands.

A Friend Of Mine Once Said He Like His Women Like His Parmesan: Strong Smelling And Shaved. I Don't Agree With That, But I Don't Like Hairy Women.