Gross Ignorance Is 144 Times Worse Than

One Of The Troubles Of The Day, Observes Mr. C.n. Peac, Is That Once We Came Upon The Little Red Schoolhouse, Whereas Now We Come Upon The Little-read School Boy.

In A Notable Family Called Stein There Were Gertrude, And Ep, And Then Ein. Gert's Writing Was Hazy, Ep's Statues Were Crazy, And Nobody Understood Ein.

I Can't Say This Too Often - That A Little Humor Can Make Life Worth Living. That Has Always Been My Credo. Somebody Once Asked Me, 'what Would You Like Your Epitaph To Be?' I've Always Said That I'd Like It To Be: He Left People A Little Happier Than They Were When He Came Into The Room.

I Think It's Become Fashionable For The Snobbish Egghead Today To Make Fun Of Television. I've Heard Many People, Boast, "i Would Never Have A Television Set In My House," Well, These People Are Fools.

I Think The Right To Read, Is One Of Our Inherent Rights, And I Think That People In America Today Are Intelligent Enough To Decide For Themselves What They Want To Read. Without Being Told, By Self-appointed People, You Must Not Read This, Or You Cannot Read This.