The Cook Was A Good Cook, As

He Is One Of Those People Who Would Be Enormously Improved By Death.

It's No Use Growing Older If You Only Learn New Ways Of Misbehaving Yourself.

Whenever A Massacre Of Armenians Is Reported From Asia Minor, Every One Assumes That It Has Been Carried Out "under Orders" From Somewhere Or Another; No One Seems To Think That There Are People Who Might Like To Kill Their Neighbours Now And Then.

Hors D'oeuvres Have Always A Pathetic Interest For Me; They Remind Me Of One's Childhood That One Goes Through Wondering What The Next Course Is Going To Be Like - And During The Rest Of The Menu One Wishes One Had Eaten More Of The Hors D'oeuvres.

The Cook Was A Good Cook, As Cooks Go; And As Cooks Go, She Went.