Great God Of The Ants, Thou Hast

One Never Knows Whether People Have Principles On Principle Or Whether For Their Own Personal Satisfaction.

There Are Several Ways To Lay Out A Little Garden; The Best Way Is To Get A Gardener.

Socialism Is Good When It Comes To Wages, But It Tells Me Nothing When It Comes To Other Questions In Life That Are More Private And Painful, For Which I Must Seek Answers Elsewhere.

You Ought To Know That October Is The First Spring Month.

Great God Of The Ants, Thou Hast Granted Victory To Thy Servants. I Appoint Thee Honorary Colonel.