Quite Obviously A Cat Trusts Human Beings;

The Average Cooking In The Average Hotel For The Average Englishman Explains To A Large Extent The English Bleakness And Taciturnity. Nobody Can Beam And Warble While Chewing Pressed Beef Smeared With Diabolical Mustard. Nobody Can Exult Aloud While Ungluing From His Teeth A Quivering Tapioca Pudding.

I Certainly Don't Know If You Could Claim That Every Theft Is Wrong, But I'll Prove To You That Every Theft Is Forbidden, By Simply Locking You Up.

Dumb Dog. I Bought A Dog Whistle. He Won't Use It.

I Think I Am Slowly Becoming An Anarchist, That This Is Only Another Label For My Privateness, And I Think That You Will Understand This In The Sense Of Being Against Collectivity.

You Never Realize A Dog Is A Man's Best Friend Until You Start Betting On Horses.