We´re Two, Two For Everything, For Love,

Among Human Beings, A Cat Is Merely A Cat; Among Cats, A Cat Is A Prowling Shadow In A Jungle.

The Average Cooking In The Average Hotel For The Average Englishman Explains To A Large Extent The English Bleakness And Taciturnity. Nobody Can Beam And Warble While Chewing Pressed Beef Smeared With Diabolical Mustard. Nobody Can Exult Aloud While Ungluing From His Teeth A Quivering Tapioca Pudding.

You Ought To Know That October Is The First Spring Month.

Wherever On This Planet Ideals Of Personal Freedom And Dignity Apply, There You Will Find The Cultural Inheritance Of England.

Dumb Dog. I Bought A Dog Whistle. He Won't Use It.