Gray Hair Is God's Graffiti.

Old Is Always Fifteen Years From Now.

It Is A Point Of Pride For The American Male To Keep The Same Size Jockey Shorts For His Entire Life.

Parenting Needs To Come To The Forefront.

You Are Not Going To 'go Forth.' You Are Going To Take That Damn Hat Off And You're Going To Get A Job.

Every Romance Does Not Lead To Sex.