The Secret Of Success Is To Be

A Person With No Children Says, "well I Just Love Children," And You Say "why?" And They Say, "because A Child Is So Truthful, That's What I Love About 'em - They Tell The Truth." That's A Lie, I've Got Five Of 'em. The Only Time They Tell The Truth Is If They're Having Pain.

It's More Blessed To Give Than To Receive - Especially Kittens.

The Only Thing That You Can Get Into Without A Lot Of Trouble Is A Lot Of Trouble.

I'm Not Saying Looting Is Good, ... But I'm Saying Surely At A Time When Your Child Needs Diapers And You Need Food, When Does Looting Stop.

Why Do I Have To Feed The Kids? They Just Ate Twelve Hours Ago!