The Secret Of Success Is To Be

As A Comedian, I Can Walk Out In Front Of 5000 People And Not Worry About A Thing. Not A Thing, Believe Me. But To Stand Up A Face A Camera And Crew Of Maybe 15 Guys And Get Up Tight About It - To Me That's Weird.

Every Closed Eye Is Not Sleeping, And Every Open Eye Is Not Seeing.

That Married Couples Can Live Together Day After Day Is A Miracle That The Vatican Has Overlooked.

I Don't Know The Key To Success, But The Key To Failure Is Trying To Please Everybody.

I Think The Part Of Media That Romanticizes Criminal Behavior, Things That A Person Will Say Against Women, Profanity, Being Gangster, Having Multiple Children With Multiple Men And Women And Not Wanting To Is Prevalent. When You Look At The Majority Of Shows On Television They Placate That Kind Of Behavior.