Grass Probably Helped Me As Much As

People Say Life Begins At Conception, I Say Life Began About A Billion Years Ago And It's A Continuous Process.

Here's A Bumper Sticker I'd Like To See... 'we Are The Proud Parents Of A Child Who Has Resisted His Teacher's Attempts To Bend Him To The Will Of His Corporate Masters'.

I Like To Control My Environment, Because I Feel If I Have My Physical Space In Order, Then I'm Free To Dream. So There Is Some Compulsion Involved. But The Dividend I Get Is The Freedom To Be Totally Disorderly In My Dreamworld.

And Now Gay People Want To Get Married... Haven't They Suffered Enough?

If You Have Selfish, Ignorant Citizens, You're Gonna Get Selfish, Ignorant Leaders.