Gout, A Physician's Name For The Rheumatism

Erudition - Dust Shaken Out Of A Book Into An Empty Skull.

Elegy, N. A Composition In Verse, In Which, Without Employing Any Of The Methods Of Humor, The Writer Aims To Produce In The Reader's Mind The Dampest Kind Of Dejection.

Miss, N. A Title Which We Brand Unmarried Women To Indicate That They Are In The Market.

Hurry N: The Dispatch Of Bunglers.

Eccentricity, N. A Method Of Distinction So Cheap That Fools Employ It To Accentuate Their Incapacity.