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Entertainment, N. Any Kind Of Amusement Whose Inroads Stop Short Of Death By Injection.

Bait, N. A Preparation That Renders The Hook More Palatable. The Best Kind Is Beauty.

Hatred, N. A Sentiment Appropriate To The Occasion Of Another's Superiority.

Railroad, N. The Chief Of Many Mechanical Devices Enabling Us To Get Away From Where We Are To Where We Are No Better Off. For This Purpose The Railroad Is Held In Highest Favor By The Optimist, For It Permits Him To Make The Transit With Great Expedition.

Asperse, V.t. Maliciously To Ascribe To Another Vicious Actions Which One Has Not Had The Temptation And Opportunity To Commit.