Gossip Is Nature's Telephone.

You Can Take A Jew Out Of A Shtetl, But You Cannot Take A Shtetl Out Of A Jew.

To Go To The Synagogue With One's Father On The Passover Eve - Is There In The World A Greater Pleasure Than That? What Is It Worth To Be Dressed In New Clothes From Head To Foot, And To Show Off Before One's Friends? Then The Prayers Themselves - The First Festival Evening Prayer And Blessing.

Remember, You Must Not Sleep At The Seder. If You Do, Elijah The Prophet Will Come With A Bag On His Shoulders. On The Two First Nights Of Passover, Elijah The Prophet Goes About Looking For Those Who Have Fallen Asleep At The Seder, And Takes Them Away In His Bag.

A Cantor, When He Starts Singing, It's Like Rain - Once It Starts, It's Hard To Stop.

Each Jew Must Either Give Or Take Tzedakah [charity] For Passover.