Gossip Is Nature's Telephone.

Life Is A Dream For The Wise, A Game For The Fool, A Comedy For The Rich, A Tragedy For The Poor.

If You Listen Carefully, You Get To Hear Everything You Didn't Want To Hear In The First Place.

One Cannot Live On Potatoes Alone. It Is Said That One Wants Bread With Potatoes. And When There's No Bread, A Jew Takes His Stick, And Goes Through The Village In Search Of Business.

A Kind Word Is No Substitute For A Piece Of Herring Or A Bag Of Oats.

No Matter How Bad Things Get, You Got To Go On Living, Even If It Kills You.