Gossip Is Nature's Telephone.

Love Is A Taste Of Paradise.

Each Jew Must Either Give Or Take Tzedakah [charity] For Passover.

Remember, You Must Not Sleep At The Seder. If You Do, Elijah The Prophet Will Come With A Bag On His Shoulders. On The Two First Nights Of Passover, Elijah The Prophet Goes About Looking For Those Who Have Fallen Asleep At The Seder, And Takes Them Away In His Bag.

Barking Dogs Don't Bite, But They Themselves Don't Know It.

One Cannot Live On Potatoes Alone. It Is Said That One Wants Bread With Potatoes. And When There's No Bread, A Jew Takes His Stick, And Goes Through The Village In Search Of Business.