Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make

Most Of The Things That Are Supposed To Be So Objectionable In Books Are Things That Every Teenager, In The United States, Not Only Knows, But Has Talked About At Length In School, Or On The Way Home From School.

I Can't Say This Too Often - That A Little Humor Can Make Life Worth Living. That Has Always Been My Credo. Somebody Once Asked Me, 'what Would You Like Your Epitaph To Be?' I've Always Said That I'd Like It To Be: He Left People A Little Happier Than They Were When He Came Into The Room.

There Once Was A Student Named Bessor Whose Knowledge Grew Lessor And Lessor. It At Last Grew So Small He Knew Nothing At All, And Today He's A College Professor!

Middle Age Is When Your Old Classmates Are So Grey And Wrinkled And Bald They Don't Recognize You.

Fame - Anyone Who Says He Doesn't Like It Is Crazy