Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make

I Can't Say This Too Often - That A Little Humor Can Make Life Worth Living. That Has Always Been My Credo. Somebody Once Asked Me, 'what Would You Like Your Epitaph To Be?' I've Always Said That I'd Like It To Be: He Left People A Little Happier Than They Were When He Came Into The Room.

Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make When You're Eating Soup.

One Of The Greatest Threats Facing Book Publishing, And The Entire Country For That Matter, Is Censorship.

I Think It's Become Fashionable For The Snobbish Egghead Today To Make Fun Of Television. I've Heard Many People, Boast, "i Would Never Have A Television Set In My House," Well, These People Are Fools.

Reading Is A Pleasure Of The Mind, Which Means That It Is A Little Like A Sport: Your Eagerness And Knowledge And Quickness Count For Something. The Fun Of Reading Is Not That Something Is Told To You, But That You Stretch Your Mind. Your Own Imagination Works Along With The Authors, Or Even Goes Beyond His, Yields The Same Or Different Conclusions, And Your Ideas Develop As You Understand His.