Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make

I Think It's Become Fashionable For The Snobbish Egghead Today To Make Fun Of Television. I've Heard Many People, Boast, "i Would Never Have A Television Set In My House," Well, These People Are Fools.

An Oboe Is An Ill-wind That Nobody Blows Good.

Middle Age Is When Your Old Classmates Are So Grey And Wrinkled And Bald They Don't Recognize You.

Censor: A Self-appointed Snoophound Who Sticks His Nose In Other People's Business.

Gross Ignorance Is 144 Times Worse Than Ordinary Ignorance.