Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make

The Atomic Age Is Here To Stay - But Are We?

The Fundamental Difference Between The Mystery Story And The Ghost Story Is The Fact That A Mystery Demands A Solution For Its Effectiveness; A Ghost Story Is Necessarily Unsolvable; The Reader Must Be Willing To Accept The Fact That Nothing Is Proved.

Oratory Is The Art Of Making A Loud Noise Sound Like A Deep Thought.

Gross Ignorance Is 144 Times Worse Than Ordinary Ignorance.

I Can't Say This Too Often - That A Little Humor Can Make Life Worth Living. That Has Always Been My Credo. Somebody Once Asked Me, 'what Would You Like Your Epitaph To Be?' I've Always Said That I'd Like It To Be: He Left People A Little Happier Than They Were When He Came Into The Room.