Golf Was My First Glimpse Of Comedy.

I Was In The Virgin Islands Once. I Met A Girl. We Ate Lobster, Drank Piña Coladas. At Sunset, We Made Love Like Sea Otters. That Was A Pretty Good Day. Why Couldn't I Get That Day Over And Over And Over?

You Have To Be As Light As You Can Be And Not Get Weighed Down And Stuck In Your Emotion, Stuck In Your Body, Stuck In Your Head. You Just Want To Always Be Trying To Elevate Somehow.

I Smell Varmint Poontang. And The Only Good Varmint Poontang Is Dead Varmint Poontang, I Think.

There Aren't Many Downsides To Being Rich, Other Than Paying Taxes And Having Relatives Asking For Money. But Being Famous, That's A 24 Hour Job Right There.

The Critics. When They're Right, They're Right For The Wrong Reasons. And They're Usually Wrong.