Every Moment That You Share Someone Else's

I Lost My Phone And I Just Really Didn't Look For It. It Was The Nicest Feeling, Like Six Weeks. ... A Couple Of Times I Needed To Use A Telephone, And I Was Always Able To Touch Someone That Had A Telephone And Say, "hey, Can I Use Your Phone? May I Please?" And They'd Say, "sure." And That Was It! So It Was Ok, It Was A Real Vacation. I Took A Real Vacation From Myself.

You Know How Funerals Are Not For The Dead, They’re For The Living? Bachelor Parties Are Not For The Groom, They’re For The Uncommitted.

Parties Are Only Bad When A Fight Breaks Out, When Men Fight Over Women Or Vice Versa. Someone Takes A Fall, An Ambulance Comes, And The Police Arrive. If You Can Avoid Those Things, Pretty Much All Behaviour Is Acceptable.

It's A Lot Of Work To Read A Crummy Script.

You Have To Hope That [good Things] Happen To You. [...] That's The Only Thing We Really, Surely Have, Is Hope. You Hope That You Can Be Alive, That Things Will Happen To You That You'll Actually Witness, That You'll Participate In. Rather Than Life Just Rolling Over You, And You Wake Up And It's Thursday, And What Happened To Monday? Whatever The Best Part Of My Life Has Been, Has Been As A Result Of That Remembering.