Golf Made Me Feel Like A Loser.

Fifty Years Ago My Mother Stood On This Stage Accepting This Award; She Was Fortunate Enough To Have My Dad With Her. Fifty Years Later, I'm Fortunate Enough To Have My Dad With Me. I Love You, Dad.

You Survived The Abuse, You’re Going To Survive The Recovery.

There's So Much That You Can Get Mad About. Out Of Self-preservation, I Focus On Being Grateful.

When You See A Girl Like Me Bustin' Perps, There Ain't No Time To Be Pretty.

I Have A More Developed Sense Of My Priorities. Life Has So Much More Meaning Now.