Golf Is A Mental Disorder.

So Strong Is The Power Of Superstition That Even Though We Know That We Have Been Reverencing A Sham, Yet Still We Hesitate To Admit The Validity Of Our New-found Convictions.

As The Body Rolled To The Ground Tarzan Of The Apes Placed His Foot Upon The Neck Of His Lifelong Enemy And, Raising His Eyes To The Full Moon, Threw Back His Fierce Young Head And Voiced The Wild And Terrible Cry Of His People.

I Write To Escape ... To Escape Poverty.

This Was Life! Ah, How He Loved It! Civilization Held Nothing Like This In Its Narrow And Circumscribed Sphere, Hemmed In By Restrictions And Conventionalities. Even Clothes Were A Hindrance And A Nuisance. At Last He Was Free. He Had Not Realized What A Prisoner He Had Been.

Clothes Therefore, Must Be The Insignia Of The Superiority Of Man Over All Other Animals, For Surely There Could Be No Other Reason For Wearing The Hideous Things