Golf Is A Mental Disorder.

I Shall Have To Believe Even Though I Cannot Understand.

Love Is A Strange Master, And Human Nature Is Still Stranger.

Anger And Hate Against One We Love Steels Our Hearts, But Contempt Or Pity Leaves Us Silent And Ashamed.

Yes, I Was A Fool, But I Was In Love, And Though I Was Suffering The Greatest Misery I Had Ever Known I Would Not Have Had It Otherwise For All The Riches Of Barsoom. Such Is Love, And Such Are Lovers Wherever Love Is Known.

If I Had Followed My Better Judgment Always, My Life Would Have Been A Very Dull One.