God Turned Out To Be A Bunch

Any Statement Beginning With The Words 'in Truth' Is Almost Always A Lie.

The Mystery Of The Universe Is Not Time But Size.

Seven, Richie Thought. That's The Magic Number. There Has To Be Seven Of Us. That's The Way It's Supposed To Be.

The Idea That America Exists In A Culture Of Violence Is Bullshit. What America Exists In Is A Culture Of Kardashian.

The Turtle Couldn't Help Us.