Nobody Likes A Clown At Midnight

As It Happened, All Three Of Us Turned Out To Be Real Writers--a Coincidence Almost Too Large To Be Termed Mere Coincidence In A Society Where Literally Tens Of Thousands (maybe Hundreds Of Thousands) Of College Students Aspire To The Writer's Trade And Where Bare Hundreds Actually Break Through.

There Had Never Been A Shortage Of Fools In The World

No Matter How Many Times You Shake It The Last Drop Always Ends Up In Your Pants

Beating Heroin Is Child's Play Compared To Beating Your Childhood.

I'm Not Making An Enemy; I'm Keepin' One.