God Is Not Dead-he Is Merely Unemployed.

When We Become Negative And Ungrateful, It Is Important To Remember... We Have Met The Enemy; And He Is Us.

Some Is More Equal Than Others, As Is Well Known. It Ain't That Your Majority Is Outnumbered, You're Just Out-surrounded.

Y'see, When You Start To Lick A National Problem You Have To Go After The Fundamentables. You Want To Cut Down Air Pollution? Cut Down The Original Source... Breathin!

Don't Take Life So Serious. It Ain't No-hows Permanent.

Thank Goodness Modern Convenience Is A Thing Of The Remote Future.