God Is Not Dead-he Is Merely Unemployed.

Thar's Only Two Possibilities: Thar Is Life Out There In The Universe Which Is Smarter Than We Are, Or We're The Most Intelligent Life In The Universe. Either Way, It's A Mighty Sobering Thought. (porkypine)

Don't Believe Something Just Because You Didn't Read It In The Papers. Wait Until You Haven't Seen It On Television.

Women Aren't As Mere As They Used To Be.

There's No Easy Quick Way Out, We're Gonna Have To Live Through Our Whole Lives, Win, Lose, Or Draw.

If You Wants To Get Elected President, You'se Got To Think Up Some Memoraboble Homily So's School Kids Can Be Pestered Into Memorizin' It, Even If They Don't Know What It Means.